• Omg you’re like not actually pretty I bet you’re gonna slit your wrists over this shocking realization because it’s not like you’ve seen a reflective surface before today HAHA
• EW u got a UTI which more than 50% of women in first world countries will experience at least once in their life your wing wang smells funny lololol look at me trying to be mature by mentioning your vaginal scent I HAD SEX TOO!! 
• HURPDURPSLUUURP PIZZA FAAAAACE LOLOLOLOL!!!!! oops gtg my carer’s home and she said i’m not allowed to touch the magical interwebs beep box :(((
• you don’t deserve your boyfriend because this is totally my decision as a big grey anon face on the internet to make.
• THIS choice? Oh no, you can’t make THIS choice. You have to do THIS. Respect my authority over your life and everything you do as I cower behind an anon identity.

What hate mail you SHOULD send me:

• i’ll piss on you. i’ll fucking piss on you but do it in the antarctic so that the pee freezes in mid air while i am are pissing off a building and the piss turns to spear’s. i’ll impale you with frozen urine and then shit on your butt corpse. you’re a fat gay and you want to go to ice hell ftw
• Nothing else I just really want that in my ask box please ;;